Statement (from a classmate’s marketing presentation): “The new Dyson vacuum weights just twelve pounds. That’s the size of a small dog!”
My Question: “Yes, but does it have the capacity to fit a small dog INSIDE of it?”
Statement: “The sides of the [application] must be Scotch taped so that we may fit it into our files with ease.”
My Question: “If my application is denied, am I reimbursed for the tape?”
News Headline: “Rush Limbaugh calls a Georgetown law student a prostitute and slut for advocating contraceptive coverage”
My Question: “He really should relax, there are many more important things going on in the world. For one, does he know that today is Justin Bieber’s birthday?”
Excerpts from a Twisted Mind
1 Mar“It is only one step fro…
1 Mar“It is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.”
-Napolean Bonaparte
Hey everyone! Thanks for visiting my blog. Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I do a few different things. For one, I edit a digital magazine for teens called Contempoteen (link), which is a portmanteau of the words “Contemporary” and “Teenager”. I also work as a marketing consultant through my marketing firm Melodic Marketing (link). I love to go out, socialize, and have fun (I know saying that is probably boring as all hell, but who doesn’t?), and I love all things comical or glamorous. I also have a big interest in current events and social and financial issues. If you’re looking to read witty, refreshing, and -most importantly- funny opionions and thoughts, this is the place. I’m planning to post as often as possible between all of my different ventures and activites so you can keep up with me and my life. Make sure to subscribe to the RSS feed and check back often for updates! Thanks so much again for visiting my little blog!
Sincerely,
Kyler Dineen
